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Friday, August 11th, 2006
2:08 am - 2, Because I could do this all day
1. Choose a band/artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs:
Cake - Presidents of the United States of America

2. Are you male or female:
The Guitar Man - Jazz Guy

3. Describe yourself:
Shadow Stabbing - Naked and Famous

4. How do some people feel about you:
Friend is a Four Letter Word - Nuthin' But Luv

5. How do you feel about yourself
I Will Survive - I'm Mad

6. Describe your ex boyfriends/girlfriends:
Never There - Death Star

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Open Book - Blank Baby

8. Describe where you want to be:
Mexico - Back Porch

9. Describe how you live:
Sheep Go To Heaven - Feather Pluckin'

10. Describe how you love:
Is This Love? - Kick Out the Jams

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Cool Blue Reason - Peaches

12. Share a few words of Wisdom:
It's Coming Down - We're Not Gonna Make It

13. Now say goodbye:
Let Me Go - Headin' Out

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Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
9:03 pm
NO MORE FUCKING EMO BITCHES

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Friday, July 21st, 2006
4:36 pm
If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:Your Great Grand High Awesomeness
Your symbol is:the lion, for power and pure badass
You rule from:a mansion always surrounded by storm clouds! Boom!
At your side is:the band who plays your theme song
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:trained animals of many species, all named Fluffy
Your most popular law is:Jell-O is a vegetable
Your least popular law is:All religions required to write you into their doctrines
Your worst enemy is:those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall
Your popularity rating is:: 97%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 45%
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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
3:33 pm - In like Flinn
Well, i've finally managed to do it. i've got an apartment and internet connection in austin. i have a feeling that if i want to get to know any of my neighbors, i might want to take a few spanish lessons, but otherwise, i dont think ill be mugged on my way home from work. oh yes, i got a job as well. im like 6/10ths of the way to being an actual, productive human being.

current music: slow cheetah - red hot chili peppers

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Friday, May 5th, 2006
7:56 pm - my water does NOT make me gay
*something meaningful and profound*

i never post here anymore. i never have anything worth posting about. lets see, ive got a crappy job, im trying my best to move to austin, and the only things i ever do with my time are play pool or do something involving a computer or xbox. i NEED something to do. something i havent done before.something fun, exciting, relaxing, or just plain different. sure, pool is fun, xbox is fun yet frustrating, and i have fun haning out with my friends, but its just so damn redundant. i should probably finish cleaning my room, but i have more crap than places to put it all. i need someone new in my life to occupy my time. im such a whore.

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Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
7:25 am
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i cant take much more of this. the pressure. the pain. im ready to quit. just stop it all. make it leave me alone so my head can be quiet and i can rest. i havent been able to sleep in a long time. i just want to sleep. i dont want these problems, all i want is sleep.





and this one goes out to the one i love... FUCK YOU. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
1:56 am
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Thursday, January 19th, 2006
1:13 am
1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. i will tell you something only the two of us will understand.
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. Put this in your journal.

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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
3:26 pm

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Make as many people hate me as I possibly can.



Get your resolution here


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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
12:56 pm
All I wanted was a package, just one package, and fedex wouldn't give it to me.
Just a package.


goddammit, it that so much to ask for? i can get michelle's fucking x-mas present, wrap it and finally go to schulenburg. fuck you fedex. fuck you, you musicbox people. if you had just given me my fucking tracking number for fedex, i could check its fucking status and be a little more at ease. for all i know, the fucking truck blew up, and little pieces of cherry red mahogany are raining down on the highway somewhere between here and there. im one impatient sonuvabitch and im really getting tired of sitting around waiting. god-fucking-dammit (btw, i recently learned that words like god-fucking-dammit and abso-fucking-lutely are referred to as tmeses, well god-fucking-dammit only qualifies as a tmesis when you spell goddammit the way i do. all you losers who spell it god dammit just suck at life.) not even jones soda is making me feel any better. i fucking beat morrowind waiting for this shit, and im about ready to go just kill a whole fucking town in the game just because im pissed at this shit. the other day when fedex brought kevins package, it got here at 11am... right now its 1pm and the package is still not here. im really getting pissed off now. fuck this shit, im sending the musicbox people another pissed off email. fuck. shit.

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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
8:47 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I helped [info]lylaktoid across the street (6 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]enigmakaty (-5000 points). In May I bought porn for [info]thumbtack4k (10 points). Last Monday I set [info]slippyskippy's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (7 points). In September I helped [info]wearywriter hide a body (-173 points). In December I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info]b_phil's purse (30 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I broke [info]mcxvvi's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been really fuckin' naughty (-5255 points). For Christmas I deserve a blowjob!

Sincerely,
hcnys

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well... actually it was kevins x-box, but close enough

(ps... yes i did mess with the code... a little...)

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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
8:00 am - I Call This...
Michelle: A Tribute to Andy Warhol




current mood: creative
current music: Fuck The People - The Kills

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Sunday, November 13th, 2005
12:14 pm
kevin gets my vote for coolest fucking person ever.

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Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
5:35 pm
godfuckingdammit... all i want is some fucking chinese!!!

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Monday, October 31st, 2005
12:54 am
[info]hcnys's Halloween party:

b_phil dressed as a second baseman for the Cubs.
bombshel dressed as the Governor of Delaware.
crystalg dressed as your mother-in-law.
enigmakaty dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Gorillabrains".
imalittlecookie dressed as Optimus Prime.
jytrie dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
lylaktoid dressed as Milla Jovovich.
mcxvvi dressed as Master Shake.
slippyskippy dressed as a cup of tea.
this_euphemism dressed as a bottle of Retrorex.
thumbtack4k dressed as a difficulty.
tobias_912 dressed as Tyra Banks, though it looked more like a evil human resources director.
wearywriter dressed as a horse.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Monday, October 24th, 2005
5:47 pm
so i almost fell out of a moving bus a few minutes ago.
on the 5 minute bus ride between the campus and my house, there is only 1 turn to the left, and boy is it a doozy. i lost my balance (i was standing by the exit) and slammed my back against the doors. and what do i think about this event? it was fun.

current music: Damian Rice... damn you michelle...

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Wednesday, October 19th, 2005
2:49 pm
i am a whore

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Saturday, October 15th, 2005
4:14 am - FUNNIEST SITE EVER
http://objectiveministries.org/

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Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
4:10 am
so im fed up with school and all its bullshit.

is it ok for me to drop two classes and only be taking 8 hrs of classes, or will the university throw a hissy fit and bitch at me for it?

i lack the will
i lack the desire
i lack the determination
(all of which are fancy ways of saying that im too damn lazy for my own good and dont want to blame myself for my own failures)

i have a lab in 4 hrs. i havent gone to it in about 5 weeks. i dont really care anymore.

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Monday, October 10th, 2005
8:27 pm
SLINKY OF DOOM!!

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