jared

2, Because I could do this all day

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:20:23 GMT

1. Choose a band/artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs:
Cake - Presidents of the United States of America

2. Are you male or female:
The Guitar Man - Jazz Guy

3. Describe yourself:
Shadow Stabbing - Naked and Famous

4. How do some people feel about you:
Friend is a Four Letter Word - Nuthin' But Luv

5. How do you feel about yourself
I Will Survive - I'm Mad

6. Describe your ex boyfriends/girlfriends:
Never There - Death Star

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Open Book - Blank Baby

8. Describe where you want to be:
Mexico - Back Porch

9. Describe how you live:
Sheep Go To Heaven - Feather Pluckin'

10. Describe how you love:
Is This Love? - Kick Out the Jams

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Cool Blue Reason - Peaches

12. Share a few words of Wisdom:
It's Coming Down - We're Not Gonna Make It

13. Now say goodbye:
Let Me Go - Headin' Out

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:03:29 GMT

NO MORE FUCKING EMO BITCHES

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:33:34 GMT

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Great Grand High Awesomeness

Your symbol is:

the lion, for power and pure badass

You rule from:

a mansion always surrounded by storm clouds! Boom!

At your side is:

the band who plays your theme song

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

trained animals of many species, all named Fluffy

Your most popular law is:

Jell-O is a vegetable

Your least popular law is:

All religions required to write you into their doctrines

Your worst enemy is:

those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall

Your popularity rating is:: 97%

Your chance of being overthrown is:: 45%

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In like Flinn

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 20:35:51 GMT

Well, i've finally managed to do it. i've got an apartment and internet connection in austin. i have a feeling that if i want to get to know any of my neighbors, i might want to take a few spanish lessons, but otherwise, i dont think ill be mugged on my way home from work. oh yes, i got a job as well. im like 6/10ths of the way to being an actual, productive human being.

my water does NOT make me gay

Sat, 06 May 2006 01:09:34 GMT

*something meaningful and profound*

i never post here anymore. i never have anything worth posting about. lets see, ive got a crappy job, im trying my best to move to austin, and the only things i ever do with my time are play pool or do something involving a computer or xbox. i NEED something to do. something i havent done before.something fun, exciting, relaxing, or just plain different. sure, pool is fun, xbox is fun yet frustrating, and i have fun haning out with my friends, but its just so damn redundant. i should probably finish cleaning my room, but i have more crap than places to put it all. i need someone new in my life to occupy my time. im such a whore.

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:26:43 GMT

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i cant take much more of this. the pressure. the pain. im ready to quit. just stop it all. make it leave me alone so my head can be quiet and i can rest. i havent been able to sleep in a long time. i just want to sleep. i dont want these problems, all i want is sleep.

and this one goes out to the one i love... FUCK YOU. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:53:11 GMT

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Curiously Proper

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Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:11:56 GMT

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. i will tell you something only the two of us will understand.
4. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. Put this in your journal.

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:25:32 GMT

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Make as many people hate me as I possibly can.

Get your resolution here

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:02:13 GMT

All I wanted was a package, just one package, and fedex wouldn't give it to me.
Just a package.

goddammit, it that so much to ask for? i can get michelle's fucking x-mas present, wrap it and finally go to schulenburg. fuck you fedex. fuck you, you musicbox people. if you had just given me my fucking tracking number for fedex, i could check its fucking status and be a little more at ease. for all i know, the fucking truck blew up, and little pieces of cherry red mahogany are raining down on the highway somewhere between here and there. im one impatient sonuvabitch and im really getting tired of sitting around waiting. god-fucking-dammit (btw, i recently learned that words like god-fucking-dammit and abso-fucking-lutely are referred to as tmeses, well god-fucking-dammit only qualifies as a tmesis when you spell goddammit the way i do. all you losers who spell it god dammit just suck at life.) not even jones soda is making me feel any better. i fucking beat morrowind waiting for this shit, and im about ready to go just kill a whole fucking town in the game just because im pissed at this shit. the other day when fedex brought kevins package, it got here at 11am... right now its 1pm and the package is still not here. im really getting pissed off now. fuck this shit, im sending the musicbox people another pissed off email. fuck. shit.

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 15:03:30 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I helped lylaktoid across the street (6 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, enigmakaty (-5000 points). In May I bought porn for thumbtack4k (10 points). Last Monday I set slippyskippy's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (7 points). In September I helped wearywriter hide a body (-173 points). In December I caught a purse-snatcher who stole b_phil's purse (30 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I broke mcxvvi's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been really fuckin' naughty (-5255 points). For Christmas I deserve a blowjob!

Sincerely,
hcnys

well... actually it was kevins x-box, but close enough

(ps... yes i did mess with the code... a little...)

I Call This...

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:59:43 GMT

Michelle: A Tribute to Andy Warhol

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 18:13:57 GMT

kevin gets my vote for coolest fucking person ever.

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 23:33:40 GMT

godfuckingdammit... all i want is some fucking chinese!!!

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 06:52:22 GMT

hcnys's Halloween party:

b_phil dressed as a second baseman for the Cubs.
bombshel dressed as the Governor of Delaware.
crystalg dressed as your mother-in-law.
enigmakaty dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Cheeseball Gorillabrains".
imalittlecookie dressed as Optimus Prime.
jytrie dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
lylaktoid dressed as Milla Jovovich.
mcxvvi dressed as Master Shake.
slippyskippy dressed as a cup of tea.
this_euphemism dressed as a bottle of Retrorex.
thumbtack4k dressed as a difficulty.
tobias_912 dressed as Tyra Banks, though it looked more like a evil human resources director.
wearywriter dressed as a horse.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:47:30 GMT

so i almost fell out of a moving bus a few minutes ago.
on the 5 minute bus ride between the campus and my house, there is only 1 turn to the left, and boy is it a doozy. i lost my balance (i was standing by the exit) and slammed my back against the doors. and what do i think about this event? it was fun.

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:48:24 GMT

i am a whore

FUNNIEST SITE EVER

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:13:04 GMT

http://objectiveministries.org/

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:11:35 GMT

so im fed up with school and all its bullshit.

is it ok for me to drop two classes and only be taking 8 hrs of classes, or will the university throw a hissy fit and bitch at me for it?

i lack the will
i lack the desire
i lack the determination
(all of which are fancy ways of saying that im too damn lazy for my own good and dont want to blame myself for my own failures)

i have a lab in 4 hrs. i havent gone to it in about 5 weeks. i dont really care anymore.

Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:27:03 GMT

SLINKY OF DOOM!!

thoughts of the first day of class...

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:47:12 GMT

how do you tell a girl she looks like johnny depp without it sounding like an insult?

"if you dont like me, dont come to class"
dr leyk

question boy has returned... (tams reference for all you poseurs)

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:22:33 GMT

/rant on

So at work, i get to listen to the wonderful local "popular music" station. my god, have you ever heard anything so fucking wonderful in your entire pathetic, boring, little life?

"holy shit! i can spell bananas!"
"holy shit! im a whore! dont you wish your girlfriend was a whore like me?"
"holy shit! i like to eat pussy!"
"holy shit! i cheated on you and you left and now i want you back because i cant cheat on someone and write a song about it if im single!"
(brief but accurate desciptions of four of the more popular songs)

now then... what is the point of this whole rant? oh yeah, now i remember. you know way back when (like 4-5 years ago) when shaggy came on to the scene? well for some reason, the "new music" station has decided that 4-5 years ago is new. now, they play (at least once a night) that "wasn't me" song. you know, the one where he got caught cheating with the girl next door, and the jamaican guy says to tell his girlfriend that it wasnt him? well, after listening, actually LISTENING to the song, i came across one rather odd detail that no one else seems to notice. his girlfriend sat there and watched him have sex with another woman for AT LEAST AN HOUR! a whole friggin hour that chick just sat there, watched him, video taped him, followed him from room to room, and didnt say a damn thing! what the fuck is up with that?! if i caught my sig. other having sex with the guy next door, the first thing i would do would be to shout "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" not run get a video camera and watch! talk about a psycho bitch...

/rant off

Tue, 24 May 2005 07:36:19 GMT

slept til 5, so not much happened thats phrase worthy

Phrases of the Day:
Beginners luck
42
who killed marilyn
boost shunt
gooch's cock

Mon, 23 May 2005 08:17:24 GMT

holy hell. i havent been on here in forever.

The Phrases of the Day are:
fucking bank... i want my money back.
mmm... steak and pie...
whats better than a bucket of cotton candy? emptying the bucket and filling it with nerds. (the candy, you sick bastard)
badges? we dont need no stinkin badges!
death!
pepsi is happy juice.
xbox? more like... cockbox! (teeheeheeheeheehee)
loafers >> any other shoes
sleep all day. party all night. never grow old. never die. its fun to be a vampire.

Mani-Fiasco ...part 2

Mon, 17 May 2004 01:20:51 GMT

someone keeps telling me that i will grow up to be normal
is it true?
can age change a person so much?
i mean, ive always been strange
cross-dressing when i was young
repeling now that i am older
what does the future have in store?
should i believe her?
she has no reason to lie to me
should i let her be right?
or worse, should i make her right?
whats the point of being me?
its not like its hard
would it be more daring, more challenging, more exciting to be someone else?
theres no way i could become a poseur
too much time, money, and effort is involved
so what is there for me to do?
the future IS tomorrow
but do i live for today?
carpe deim (carpet demon)
fuck tomorrow
it will slap me in the face when it gets here
but while my face is slap-free
im gonna piss as many people off as i can
...and of course beg their forgiveness when the time comes